Trying to tell me that the latest range of chicken-derived products at Red Rooster was inspired by the latest Twilight movie is not going to inspire me to go out and buy them. It is going to inspire me to toss my cookies.
That you think anyone is stupid enough to go and buy something based on this hook is insulting in the extreme. Alas, I realise there may be some people who will assume this makes their chicken burger taste like Robert Pattinson, or that their fries will bite them back and turn them into some kind of a were-frie and thus their life will be complete.
Fellow humans, please resist rewarding this kind of stupidity in advertising. When you buy products like this, it just encourages ad people and they are laughing at us. Make them work for their money and insert at least a modicum of intellect back into the adverts they dangle before us in order to try and get us to give up our shiny coins.
Thank you.
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