Why am I using David’s Madame Récamier to illustrate my prostration on the eighteenth century fainting couch?
Because I couldn’t find a LOLCAT that appealed.
And why am I pulling a Récamier?
Still waiting for the postal service to bring Sourdough & Other Stories to my humble abode. Melbourne have theirs; Perth have theirs; the UK have theirs; but Brisneyland … Brisneyland is a Sourdough-free zone. I blame a malfunctioning vortex manipulator – but then, I always do.