Occupational Hazards for Writers

1. Bad back.

2. Stiff neck.

3. Increasingly poor eyesight.

4. RSI from typing and general ouchies in the forearms and forepaws.

5. Ass-creep from too much time in a soft chair and too little time spent outside walking for 30 mins a day.

6. A milky-blue glow to the skin from monitor radiation.

Yes, alright, I had my monthly beating today from the person who keeps my joints and muscles in line and moving. And there were pins involved and heated cups. And I am bruised, holey and have the body equivalent of crop circles down my back – less mysterious in origin and more like the Hickies of Cthulhu.

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