The dress
I ordered a dress from an online story called That Crazy Place (the one on the left, in case you’re curious) and I received the most awesome confirmation email ever. Based on that alone I will be ordering more from them:
“We just want to let you know that your item has been meticulously gathered, placed on a red velvet pillow, and delicately escorted by 25 of our finest employees to our shipping department. Our master shipper has dutifully performed her craft, lovingly packing your order in the finest materials known to man . . or woman.
Our team gathered to give your package the proper send-off it deserved. Tears of joy were shed, speeches were given, and there was even a farewell cake! Mmmmm, cake . . ..
Following the festivities, the whole group, led by our local high school marching band playing the song Leaving on a Jet Plane, ushered your order through our warehouse doors. No, we don’t own a Jet Plane, but your package will be placed in the care of a roguishly handsome man who is riding in a majestic horse-drawn carriage which has set off on its way to your address.
Although the item you’ve ordered will be sorely missed here at That Crazy Place!, we are overjoyed that it has found a good home. Take care of it, treasure it, and make sure you share it with us on facebook, twitter, or just send us an email, we love to see our items in action!”