Five days later and Tad showed no sign of getting bored or homesick for his pond. He left a mess in his wake, ate enormous amounts of food, snored like an earthquake, and kept blowing kisses at Felicity when her parents weren’t looking. The final straw came when she walked into the royal bathroom and found Tad swimming in her bathtub – backstroking to be exact.
Much to her dismay Felicity discovered that planning to get rid of Tad and actually getting rid of him were two very different things,. She’d sourced a stout sack and taken to carrying about a croquet mallet. Tad, alas, had a habit of always being around someone like her father, or mother, or the chief minister, or the master of the king’s pigeons …
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