Hello. Today The Bloodstained Balcony is taking the form of a public service announcement. Its purpose? To warn horror fans of the perils of truly terrible horror cinema, a subgenre that has been known to cause misery, disappointment, depression, and in some cases a general sense of self-loathing and stupidity at having sat through the endeavour in the first place, coupled in the most severe cases with losing faith in our beloved horror genre.
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