We’ve spent a fair bit of time at furniture stores in the last few months … okay, we’ve done it twice, but it feeeeeeels like it’s happened over and over again, like being trapped in a nasty temporal loop … and anyway, everything’s got a sticker with a rating on it.
Softness rating. Bounce-back-ability of foam rating. Stain-resistant rating. Chance of getting a snog rating.
What I want to see, really, is a Dalek Protection Rating.
High fainting couch rating but v low DPR
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